nummber two

shit,poop,crap,dodo,methane,stool,waste,feces,deuce
go nummber two bob,go nummber two!!!
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One Two may whether

When you make your v6 mustang into a twin turbo coyote mustang
I just threw a little one two may whether at er
by Man mustang January 08, 2021
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Bitchy two chus

A person who is always nice in your dreams, but a fucking bitch in real life
She so nice but she's just a fucking Bitchy two chus
by Annieovoca January 14, 2021
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Two in the Toaster

Two=2 fingers
Toaster=the crack of one's arse

Therefore, Two in the Toaster means inserting 2 fingers, usually the index and middle fingers together, up someone's arse... Visualize the cheeks as the sides of the toaster and the crack is the slot where the toast goes....
For example, take these two fellers: Lance prefers to be the puppet master and Jasper likes to be the puppet..... The puppet master controls the puppet via inserting Two in the Toaster.... In other words, it's a way the dominant one controls the submissive one....whether it's the dominant feller in a homosexual relationship, or it's "The Man", IE-the gov't sticking it to the people.....
by sqwibly1 January 20, 2012
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Tulsa One Two

A milquetoast version of the standard "missionary position" where as the male is on top, and he executes only two moves...up and down.
Victoria was very disappointed that, while Carl was cute and wealthy, the only move he knew in bed was the Tulsa One Two.
by El Moondo May 17, 2011
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two weeks in

a term used for fake scene kids, usually new scene kids, that no one in particular is acquainted with
his style is so gay dude, he's two weeks in
by jenessa sneva October 01, 2007
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