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Peanut Butter Jelly Time

A sexual act in which a male alternates between inserting his penis in a woman's anus and vagina specifically when the woman is menstruating. Fecal matter deposited on the penis is referred to as the "Peanut Butter" due to its thick brown appearance and menstrual secretions are attributed to be the "Jelly" due the pasty red residue resembling strawberry jam. For added effect this act can be performed to the song with the same name, "Peanut Butter Jelly Time."
I heard the "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" song the other day and I had a sudden urge for some real Peanut Butter Jelly Time! My girlfriend just happened to be menstruating so I called her over for some good old fashioned fun. Things got rather messy but boy was it worth it!
by Valsleezy April 8, 2008
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I can't believe it's not butter!

The exact opposite of a butter face. A girl who has a great face but not a good body.
I diagnosed myself with I can't believe it's not butter! I so need to start working out!
by Kaydaymuchluv81 December 1, 2011
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Butter-butt biting vampire

When you eat popcorn and fail epically by biting your tongue or getting your fingers greased by butter.
Julie bites her tongue while eating popcorn at school.

" She's a Butter-butt biting vampire! "
by ThiingTwo September 29, 2011
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Peanut Butter and Asshole Sandwich

When someone tosses someone else's salad, but uses jelly or preserves instead. It is unclear why this is called a "peanut butter and asshole sandwich" if it has no peanut butter, but it does have a ring to it.
When giving people a peanut butter and asshole sandwich, strawberry jam should be avoided because of the tiny seeds.
by Hass July 19, 2005
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Bread Breaker Butter

The butter that comes straight out of the fridge or iced on the table, that is so hard it breaks the surface of the bread, sometimes all the way through the slice. It's hardness is more so than the bread, like carbon or diamond cutting through stone.
"Aww, they brought out the Bread Breaker Butter. I'm-a hafta warm it over my coffee to spread it right..."
by Handyman Dan March 28, 2012
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Coco butter kisses

I miss my coco butter kisses aka meaning you miss smoking crack/ cocaine
by anonymous December 27, 2020
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Peanut butter and jelly sandwich

When you are having sex with a women who is on her period, switching between her ass and her crotch. The female then performs oral sex on you.
by thejakebush May 29, 2008
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