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Facebook depressed

A bout of depression expierienced after reading facebook posts about how awesome all of your friends lives are in comparison to your own. This usually happens after reading about life changing events like marriage or the birth of a child, reaffirming all your suspicions that you are getting left behind.
Girl 1: aww did you see her new baby on facebook? Thats her third one! Aren't youguys the same age?

Girl 2 :yeah we are, thanks for rubbing it in, like im not already facebook depressed!
by Mylifestinks2020 October 25, 2011
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Facebook-STD

A virus spread from friend to friend contact on Facebook.
Like spreading a real disease any number of Facebook viruses spread around from post to post is is referred to as Facebook-STD.
by 19wisdom76 November 14, 2011
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Facebook Whore

A girl that always takes pictures of herself, even when she gets new glasses....oh and her name is Kaye
"Wow she is a true Facebook Whore"!!!!!!
by HAHAHKAYE August 22, 2011
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Facebook Frenzy

The short period of time, after a night out, or a notable event (such as a birthday or other social gathering) where non-stop notifications are recieved as photos are tagged and people comment on them.
"Man, there was so much facebook frenzy last night"
"I know, I even changed my profile picture"
by chandlers9 September 1, 2011
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The Facebook Problem

A website founded meant to attract thousands of visitors, therefore ruining the internet.
Random Person: Justin Bieber Facebook Abc Rebecca Black; wait a second this is The Facebook Problem.
by Biblo elf September 5, 2011
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facebook stare

the act of producing a very piercing stare into the camera when taking a slutty photo of oneself that makes people oncomfortable
the ''facebook stare'' is as to say : ''yes i am a huge whore but you cant look while i show my tits

this is the most commen look on facebook sluts ther faces
by nupey giga September 11, 2011
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Facebook Humping

When you write messages, comment, and otherwise stalk a Facebook friend you have a major erection for, but you are not a close friend outside of Facebook.
Nancy wants to be friends with Connie in real life, but Connie doesn't want to. So, Nancy stalks Connie on Facebook, and otherwise attempts other methods of Facebook Humping.
by AnotherDudeOverThere September 12, 2011
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