tall man- short man

The strategy women employ to divide men. They pump up the tall guy's ego in front of the small guy by implying that, by virtue of being tall, he has a big penis. The short man, intimidated by being towered over already and degraded by the woman's implication that he has a small penis, then ignores and hates anyone taller than him, and becomes a groveling, jealousy-filled woman worshiper, never realizing that tall guys are usually nice and genuinely like to see the short guys look up at them.

Tall man- short man At a fast food restaurant, almost every transaction...

Short man to tall cashier: One small soda.

Short man's woman: They have a bigger size!

Short man, dejected: I'll take the large one, then. *SIGH*

by ladeeda777 August 22, 2011

man up

To work through impediments and obstacles without whining

In the National Basketball Association Championship finals, coach Avery Johnson of the Dallas Mavericks complained that their rivals, the Miami Heat, were playng "playground basketball" because of the Heat's physical play.

Heat player James Posey responded:"If Johnson wants to call it playground basketball, so be it.Well, sometimes in playground ball you go out there and man up and say 'I can play through a turnover and play through a foul.'You just continue to play. That's playground ball and you just have to man up about the situation."

by Donald Marks June 19, 2006

anchor man

(verb) To drop kick an item, animal, or person in anger as Jack Black's character does when he boots Ron Burgundy's dog off a bridge in the movie Anchor Man.

If that kid doesn't stop crying, I'm gonna anchor man it across the yard.

by Yammy152 August 10, 2007

the fucking man

1) Someone who's job it is to fuck
2) Like the man but far more superior

1) I just got some action off the fucking man
2) I am so good, I am the fucking man

by Lee June 22, 2004

she-man

1. The opposite of he-man, a synonym for she-male
2. Film title ("She-man: mistress of the universe")

1. "Do you remember the actor who was in The Crying Game, he appeared in Stargate too"
"Which one, the one with the she-man role?"
2. I'm surprised by "She-man: mistress of the universe" being a film from the Philippines, I would have expected it to be from Thailand.

by doraxp December 29, 2007

hatchet man

Another term for a hired killer, just like hitman. Not really a common term anymore

Billy hired a hatchet man to whack Bob

by 1337 Str33t Ninj4 August 17, 2004

poopy man

a large piece of fecal matter that climbs out of the toilet and eats you. and screws yo momma

damn man did you see the poopy man last night...nahh man my ass hid...but i sure did hear my momma a yellin

by sexy anus January 2, 2008