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He’s gonna take you back to the past 

Literally. This white dud will take you back to your SHITTY childhood in the 80s.
"Ayo the pizza here."

*runs downstairs and trips*

"OH NIGGA"

*yelling in pain as I fall down the stairs*

" augh my ears burn"

Then, he’s gonna take you back to the past and he’ll order you to never order a pizza again from your consequences…

The one piece takeaway

It is what is
"You know jacob the hot choclate was the one piece takeaway

You can't take a horse to water

You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.
You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.

sloppy 100 taker 

When a chick gets ran through in highschool so you wait in line for your turn
Akash Singh aka (Cash money) is a sloppy 100 taker finally puts his Johnson inside a cum filled trash bag.

Who will take me out 

The new style which olosho are using to advertise their business
Who will take me out
I'm lonely

I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA 

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.
"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"