Snow 

Snow's a big chilly carpet of nobody gives a shit.
Like old man winter spread around his nasty mayonese and turned the landscape into his own personal asshole sandwich.
When i look around all I can see is the miles of unharnessed snowmen im just too damn cool to build.

~Dave Strider

Jade: Isnt snow great?
Dave: Snows a big chilly carpet of nobody gives a shit...

Snow by 8^y November 27, 2020

Snow Canoeing 

When you cum in a pussy and keep going.

Me and the boys are going snow canoeing later!

Snow Canoeing by Noname70 November 27, 2020

Snow slut 

A person that will do anything for 12” of snow

That guy is a snow wheeling snow slut

Snow slut by Bambamshizzam December 26, 2020

Snow gobble 

To only have relationship for holidays.

We had a great time during the holidays with this girl, then he snow gobbled me after New Years.

Snow gobble by anonymous December 27, 2020

Snow 

Rain, but slower, colder, and coconut-milk color.

1: "Look, its snowing!"
2: "Thats when Jesus decides to treat the world."

Snow by My pseudonym sucks. December 28, 2020

Snow In The Rug 

A snow in the rug is when you are doing way too much cocaine and your moustache gets a white clusterfuck of cocaine stuck between the hairs and it becomes a snow in the rug. Hollywoods can most definatley lead to snow in the rug!

Bro... you have way too much fucking snow in the rug, ease off the bag and CTFO (Chill the fuck out)! You Got Me Burnin' Up With You!

Snow In The Rug by Beat Eva December 31, 2020

Snow Cheeks 

When one dips their bare ass into fresh snow creating a pristine mold of their butt cheeks.

My buddy stopped in the middle of our hike to pull down his pants and leave a perfect pair of snow cheeks in the fresh snow.

Snow Cheeks by fatboytony January 4, 2021