Smashman Sandwich

A maneuver that typically involves two guys in a fight in a bathroom, the larger individual will pick up the smaller, unknowingly walk backwards into the victim behind them, and smash the victim’s head into the bathroom wall with all of the force they possibly can exert.

mom: why do you look like you just got out of a fight?
son: i got smashman sandwiched, im having a WONDERFUL DAY I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL.

by r_godwinmadlibfan August 28, 2024

Fish sandwich

The act of having 2 girls lie on top of eachother while your stick your dick between both their pussies at once.

"This really hot girl and her friend are coming back to town for the weekend. "

"that sounds like a fish sandwich waiting to happen."

by Velvet Pimpson May 22, 2022

napoleon nipple noodle sandwich

This defines someone who wears a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich on it. The sandwich is near their nipple (right on top). The person who thought of this name was also eating ramen so that is where the noodle is from. And the napoleon?? I really don´t know..

person 1: You are such a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich!
person 2: Why am I a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich?
person 1: You are wearing a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich near your nipple!!

by lomindsfp May 11, 2022

Peanut and jam sandwich

When your girl is on her period and you shit on the floor and you have sex in the shit and blood

Nan wana make a peanut and jam sandwich with me

by HentaiHeaven October 16, 2019

Starbucks Sandwich

The only food more bland than unseasoned white rice

Bro, have you tried the new Starbucks sandwich? It’s so much better than Tim Hortons because it costs double the price and tastes like nothing!

by bigdickhoncho September 6, 2023

tweety cum sandwich

When you fuck a girl in the ass so hard she starts seeing little tweety birds circling her head. When she does, you cum inside her, with her ass cheeks acting as the bread.

Yeah man I gave Brittany a tweety cum sandwich last night!

by CookieSlayer July 31, 2022

P&BJ Sandwich

v. The act of giving a blowjob while simultaneously making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

"Woah, she totally gave me a P&BJ Sandwich last night!"

"No way, dude. I don't believe you."

by quiliff December 11, 2016