sex accident 

an unplanned for and undesired sexual act. usually proceeded by drug and/or alcohol consumption.

ew, you hooked up with him?
yeah, it was a sex accident.

i just wanted to go out with my friends but i ended up having a sex accident.

sex accident by hannah1357 February 24, 2008

Sex face 

The face you make while/after you cum.

Hehe Johnny your sex face us so cute

I know what u guys did u have that sex face

Sex face by 4dayouth1 October 21, 2009

sex robot 

"Sex robot" is the formal commercial or industrial term for a sexbot (also called fuckbot or suckbot), just as "sex worker" is the formal term for hookers, strippers, porn queens, and ho's.

Damn. The IRS wants me to list my sex robots as sex workers so they can charge me wage taxes. Damn.

sex robot by dsimms January 9, 2009

sex knight 

a person who shouldn't be fucked with, and has a knack for being amazing at life.

Wow, he just ran the 100 in 10.5 seconds!!

What a sex knight!

sex knight by sex knighttttt March 29, 2008

sex ratio 

a ratio used to determine approximately how many days a week your partner expects to have sex- see example below...

joe: So Gina, how many days a week do you expect to have sex?
Gina: I'd say about 3 days a week...
joe: Right, so your sex ratio is 3:7
Gina: What?

sex ratio by Wrath of kleptos October 22, 2008

sex tag 

Sex Tag is a game that is played between 2 people who are so wildly attracted to each other sexually, but for extenuating circumstances, do not have consistent access to each other's naughty bits. Player " 1 " is it, & attempts incessantly to " TAG " A.K.A ~ fuck ; player "2". There is never a loser in this game.

He said he was still IT in our game of sex tag so I ditched my meeting and we had a wild nooner in the park. He left with a kiss & said " your it ". I think I like this game.

sex tag by Saint of Circumstance October 15, 2013

sex doll 

An inflatable doll usually made of plastic. They are much used by people who have bad personal hygeine, and ugly-looking people, that cannot get a female companion for love nor money.

Clinically depressed man explaining to his social worker why he is so sexually frustrated:
I owned a sex doll once, it cost a fortune, but it felt just like how I imagined the real thing would feel. Then I got carried away and during a particularly torrid night of passion I gave her a love bite on the neck. I never saw her again as she just farted real loud and flew straight out of the window. I cant afford another.

sex doll by dick the perv January 31, 2008