One more kick at the cat 

When you feel that desperate need to just hammer back that one last thing before your suppose to stop it forever.

Wife: “Your a fucking piss tank! Your fucking drunk right now! You piece of shit! You better stop your drinking or I’m going to leave!”

Degenerate husband: (grabs full 26oz of Smirnoff vodka from liquor cabinet)

“Ya ya ya, one more kick at the cat”

(Diesels half the 26oz of vodka)

One more kick at the cat by Reyzor December 18, 2019

One Cruce

A unit of weight equivalent to approximately 6 fully filled hydroflasks or a bull calf at one month of age. About 223 lbs.

John: Damn, that's one big boy over there.
C.P.: Ya, that kid must weigh a full one cruce, and that kid Tman must weigh half a Cruce.

One Cruce by wet spider January 23, 2020

one couch party

a party where there are too many people, and just one couch. this usually is the fault of the person who threw it not thinking through who or how many people to invite despite not having enough furniture. this results in either a bunch of people squishing onto the one couch or practically nobody sitting there because of the awkwardness of the last situation mentioned.

"Did you have fun at Kaitlin's the other day."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."

one couch party by just some lurker on the web February 8, 2020

one-sided forbidding 

Where you're bossily told not to do something, but your autocratical orderer doesn't have any other ideas of what you should do instead.

I personally don't allow anyone to direct any one-sided forbidding in my direction... if someone imperiously demands that I not perform a certain action which I feel is harmless and/or necessary, I calmly ask said dictatorial blow-hard what I should do instead, and if he says, "Well, I have no idea, but don't do THAT!", I disgustedly wave him off and reply, "Well, until you do come with an alternative action to suggest to me, I am gonna continue with my method whether you like it or not --- you can't just go around telling people not to do stuff unless you know of some other reasonable course of action to suggest to him instead!"

one-sided forbidding by QuacksO February 13, 2020

One eyed yogurt spitter 

beating your meat

aka: "masturbating"

"did you seen the One eyed yogurt spitter"

One eyed yogurt spitter by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020

One bap 

A small joint

Me and Dave went behind Tesco for a ONE BAP

One bap by Slebogs r us February 20, 2020

One More Game 

When you are playing and your parents and asking you to stop

Parent: Stop playing and clean your room.
Kid: One More game
Parent: NOW!
Kid: FINE

One More Game by NO U JACOB February 20, 2020