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Crumb Bum

A term of utter contempt for a man without any honor, scruples or roots for the future. A man with no respect for women and no financial stability. A man who schemes to gleam. A man who “acts as if.” A poser; a wankster. A hustler with no heart. A man who shines cause his girl is minted; douche.
Conversation

“Yo, did you see Tommy pull up wit the new Cayenne?”

“Yeah, it’s his wife’s. That mf ain’t minted. He’s a crumb bum. Lol”

Conversation

“Dude, why does Chad have his sunglasses on? It’s like 11: 00 PM. What is wrong with him? Does he think he’s Corey Hart or somethin?”

“Lol Nah, he’s prolly just tryin to show out. He’s a crumb bum.”

“Got you.”
by Janejsmith85 May 7, 2022
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Brackett Bum

When a individual has a minimum of four bowel movements in the morning.
I went to girls house last night for Anal and she suffers from Brackett Bum and my cock didn't even touch the sides.
by Walrus87 June 8, 2023
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Thumb bum

An occurrence when a "friend" or coworker asks for a free ride home.
Person 1: So, what part of town are you headed?

Person 2: I am going to the downtown area.

Person 1: I live near there! Do you mind giving me a ride home?

Person 2: No. I know you ask other employees the same favor. Quit being a thumb bum!
by Wrennfield August 19, 2022
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holly's bum

A very nice big bum. Usually a nice round heart shape.

Nice bums are usually referred to as Holly's bums
Lewis: Wow did you see her bum!
Carl: Yeah, I'd tap that!
Lewis: That has got to be a holly's bum!!
Manny:Wow really hot right!!
Lewis&Carl:Wow yes!!
by Hfhhhhja February 16, 2017
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Krum bum

That man over there is being a real Krum bum

That man has some big Krum bums
by Mr. Soundtree July 16, 2022
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bum tax

Federal & state taxes paid by parents resulting from twenty something children living at home that are severely under or unemployed and not going to college.
Now that their son is out of college, unable to find a job, pay his student loans, the parents get hit with the bum tax as they cannot even claim a tax deduction, yet must pay all the expenses.
by d61008 January 26, 2015
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squeeky bum time

Squeeky bum time is when you are on the toilet and you re taking a massive shit but nothing is coming out and it's just solid squeeky farts.
"Dude I had some sick squeeky bum time last night"
by Squeekybum123 June 12, 2017
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