These definitions are terrible. You are stereotyping a group of people that you know nothing about. How dare you say that a soccer mom has nothing better to do with her life? Today's children will be paying for your social security someday, at least we are contributing to the pot by raising educated, well-adjusted, productive members of society! And FYI, in today's world, most soccer moms actually work full-time in addition to raising our children. We just have to work a little harder than you folks who believe that sleeping in is the ultimate goal in life. It's sad that when I search the internet for "soccer mom" to find gifts to say thanks to the ladies that are helping me with my league, that I have to run across crap like this, better yet, let's call it what it is...shit...So there, soccer moms also cuss when the situation calls for it. We just have created happy lives for ourselves where we don't have to cuss very often. After all, shouldn't happiness be the ultimate goal in life. Keep trying to justify your sad existance. Most soccer moms won't take time to contradict you. We are to busy contributing to society.
I am a controller for a publicly traded corporation. I have 3 children, 2 of which are old enough for competitive soccer. My husband works full-time in the computerized manufacturing industry, as well as owning his own drafting company on the side. He coaches 3 soccer teams each season; one for each of our daughters. I am the president of the league and manage 750 kids per year. All this, in addition to our jobs and raising 3 kids. Yet my children are at the top of their classes at school, they are happy and well-adjusted, they have friends and a social network to help them survive their upcoming teen-age years. All this takes an EXTREME amount of sacrifice from everyone involved in our lives, but the children of America are worth it. And I have issues with anyone who says otherwise. Perhaps I am what a "real" soccer mom is.
by LoriAnn September 21, 2005
Get the soccer mommug. by winedaughter June 5, 2016
Get the wine mommug. The ultimate hoe. She thinks making others lives worse is fun, and that it makes her life better. Basically an emotional vampire that thrives on being a pompous asshole, and a parasitic being that is nothing more than a cockass.
Natalias Mom got her boobs bigger because she is a hoe, and she works at a restaurant just to put her boobs in peoples faces (but Hooters is bad in her mind).
by 8ywi8liffii October 21, 2008
Get the Natalias Mommug. A pitbull mom is to be feared for a variety of reasons. She fights for the underdogs and fears no one. She is one of the strongest mom's you will ever meet. Her pitbulls are stubborn, bullheaded, and rebellious. Other mothers would fail, but a pitbull mom gains respect and loyalty from the most unique and dangerous breed. She will only ever rescue or own pitbulls because her soul aligns with theirs. The pitbull mom is a comeback kid herself, someone everyone doubted, however she has the last laugh. She is a rebel at heart herself. The pitbull mom should be the most respected, she has a gentleness about her soul that her pitbulls can feel. A pitbull mom will die for her babies, and her babies would die for her.
by MJpitbullmom December 19, 2016
Get the pitbull mommug. This expression is used when you want to offend someone that makes lots of grammatical errors or just use it as a joke.
Person 1: (Makes an offensive statement for the person 2 but with lots of grammatical errors)
Person 2: You're mom gay! (Sarcastically mocks the person 1 and also says that he's gay indirectly)
Person 2: You're mom gay! (Sarcastically mocks the person 1 and also says that he's gay indirectly)
by chin chin ga daisuki nandayo December 30, 2017
Get the you're mom gaymug. by xdxxxddxddxdxdxdxdxddxd June 3, 2018
Get the You’re mom xDmug. An insult used by a 14 year old girl to another 14 year old girl in the town of Shelton. It is a mixture between the two common insults "your mom" and "your face".
Girl #1:Haha, your mom.
Girl #2:Your face. XD
Girl #1:Your moms a face.
Girl #2:Oh my god, that means I cam out of my faces vagina. O_O
Both Girls: LAWLZ
Girl #2:Your face. XD
Girl #1:Your moms a face.
Girl #2:Oh my god, that means I cam out of my faces vagina. O_O
Both Girls: LAWLZ
by YOUR FACE IS A MOM October 4, 2008
Get the your moms a facemug.