Indie Kids

The worst fucking people you will ever meet. They die streaks of pink or blond in the front of their hair and wear heavy eyeliner that makes them look more emo than indie. Indies shop at thrift stores and wear Dr. Martens, Converse, chunky shoes, bandanas, bucket hats, Jordan 1s, Air force 1s, baggy jeans (which aren't really baggy on them), homemade bead jewelry, mini purses, rings, and big jewelry. They decorate their rooms with fake ivy leaves, LED lights, Hello Kitty, records, collages of pictures on their walls, dreamcatchers, butterflies hanging from the ceiling, graphic prints, animal prints, crystals, incenses, succulents, hanging plants, Turkish Nazars, and there is cow print EVERYWHERE. They drink Yerba Mates and Boba and Monster drinks. And then they use the monster cans as plant pots. Indies listen to Indie music and pretend to like Tyler, The Creator. They ruin 90s music and aren't even fans of the person they are listening to. All of their photos on Social Media are highly saturated and it blinds your eyes and they use fish eyes lenses on their pictures and videos. Indies have skateboards and pretend to be skaters when really, they suck at it. They like to go on picnics and explore abandoned places. They ruin these all of these special things. I have no hate against REAL Indie kids, but the fake, wanna-be ones who do these things need to get a life.

Me: Are you an Indie Kid?

Indie Kids: Yes. Do you want to have a picnic, drink Yerba Mates, and skate with me and my friends?

Me: Here we go again...🙄

by UrMom'sHouse February 11, 2021

Band Kid

Is typically a person in a middle school band class. Their personality typically revolves LGBTQ, minecraft youtubers, anime, and the soviet union. Their hobbies include, moderating on discord/reddit, making cringe anime edits to post on tiktok, and watching the popular minecraft youtuber "dream."

They are such a band kid, god.

by SpotlessTurquoiseJackal June 15, 2022

Ipad Kid

A Kid or Adult Who Likes to Watch Content on their phone while eating food or snacks.

Why does he always have to watch rick and morty while eating hes such a ipad kid

by Ejgocrxzy March 5, 2022

Kid Flirt

When a little kid is flirting with someone much older than them of the opposite sex by trying to get their attention. Sometimes acting up and going out of their way for the attention.

A 9 year old boy acting up in front of a 17 year old girl for attention.

9 year old: You don't know my name!
17 year old: ...
9 year old: Bet you can't guess it!
17 year old: ... I wish this boy would stop kid flirting with me.

by Annon~ October 15, 2010

Kid beer

A type of beer made for kids that has no alcohol or so little that you can drink it for ever and not get drunk. But people thirteen or over will want real beer.

Some kids are coming to the cherry poping party so go out and get us some kid beer.

by Deep blue 2012 August 28, 2010

schwilly kid

A person who seems to always be intoxicated; mainly drunk. Thrives on drugs and alcohol to survive. No purpose in life other than to get as sh*tfaced as possible.

I have no respect that schwilly kid anymore after the time he threw up on me, then tried to hook-up!

by media.pixie November 8, 2010

kid rage

You don't necessarily have to be a kid to experience "kid rage". It's the event where you get so angry, frustrated, upset, etc. to the point that you rip all the things off your bedroom walls. You delete numbers from your phone, delete your MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, etc.

Then later on you regret it, because you only did it in the moment of rage.

"Dude, don't go all kid rage and throw shit away or delete your MySpace because you're pissed off."

"She hella went kid rage last night and ripped all her shit off the walls."

by yMarie May 2, 2009