A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.
Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
by Awesome dictionary man April 30, 2013
Get the J-tankmug. 
by J HOPE😫😫 February 25, 2021
Get the J hopemug. 
J money gland goons all over the place, like no tomorrow. Watch out, he may steal your gurl with some t swizzle karaoke. But blud does not know how to finish.
Scream out in the middle of the classroom or any public setting, "J Money Gland" as loud as you can.
by Nippy007 April 30, 2024
Get the J Money Glandmug. A Sri Lankan basketball legend that is adored by fans all over Colombo. Watches NBA during English and depsides Fish Middleton
by classic aussie wog March 23, 2023
Get the Ryan J. Josephmug. 