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Weiner Hair

The hair that grows out of the tip of ones dick
by OhMrKrabs December 12, 2016
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fart hairs

the little straggling hairs around a girls butthole that she misses. Usually because they are too close to the butthole to get. These hairs are longer than normal.
Hitting my girl from behind, I spread her cheeks and saw the fart hairs around her anus.
by RhodeIslandwords November 2, 2017
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National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day is the best day for my ex
by Thatssmattmubch October 3, 2023
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Pineapple Hairs

The Green hairy-looking top of a pineapple, ad demonstrated in the new Anix video on spongebob.
Those Pineapple Hairs look really long. Were any GMOs used while growing them?
by Iamnotanixlol June 16, 2020
mugGet the Pineapple Hairsmug.

hair punishment

Any of a variety of punishments involving the hair. It is most often used with children and rebellious teenagers, but it can be done to adults, traitors, religious criminals, etc. It might be completely shaved, shaved in patches, deliberately cut sloppily, pulled, twisted tightly, pulled out by the roots, permed, used to restrain the person, unwanted accessories added, or objects glued or taped in. The goal is to either make the scalp hurt or to make the person's appearance ugly and humiliating.
"My daughter has lied and stole so much and I've tried everything, so I will try hair punishment as a last resort. I will shave out patches and add duct tape and make her wear it like that for 2-3 months."
by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015
mugGet the hair punishmentmug.

dick hair

Someone you really don't like
by napeo11 December 3, 2024
mugGet the dick hairmug.

shiny haired boy

A very stuck up boy with nice hair, and you know how most boys desks are not neat, well a Shiny haired boys desk is very neat. Many girls, especially ones with the name of Isabella, Bella or Anaya will have dreams about him or fantasize about his hair. If you find any boys like this I recommend that you instantly run away because they will blind u with their hair.
Oh my god, that guy is such a shiny haired boy.
mugGet the shiny haired boymug.

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