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facebook chacha

the act of unfriending and refriending a significant other in facebook. This could happen many times over, and may or may not include corresponding status changes.
Hey, check out Tammy and Timmy, they're doing the facebook chacha once again!
by erikhighlander August 1, 2012
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Facebook Fellatio

An insincere "Like" or comment of approval in order to please a friend.
A: I posted "congratulations" on Jessica's Facebook about the wedding.
B: Why? You can't stand him!
A: In order to keep the peace I had to perform some Facebook Fellatio on that situation.
by DaisyHawk September 6, 2013
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facebook-centric

Someone who only posts every little detail about their lives and only reads responses to their own postings.
I thought Jane would see the post about meeting up for lunch.

Na, she's so facebook-centric if you don't post to her directly she'll never bother to see it.
by Sewbrmom August 1, 2010
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Take it to Facebook

When you work for a shitty 3rd party vendor performing certs, badges, and tokens for FB (didn't they die?) and your paycheck is withheld for at least six weeks, you "Take it to Facebook" by referring to your lack of a paycheck on your Status Update until it gets resolved.
My man works for this shitty 3rd party company which is a vendor of FB and if they don't pay him soon, he's gonna have to Take it to Facebook.
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Facebookism

Many on facebook take advantage of simple concepts to push their own agenda. Taking Random pictures and assigning one's own meaning without regard to context....being obtuse to promote one's agenda.
That picture clearly showed a picture of a happy infant, but your facebookism turned this into an abortion discussion.
by FaceBooger November 9, 2018
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Facebook Trail

The "trail" someone leaves behind as they comment, like, or chat to you about as they scout/stalk your Facebook page. Sometimes, if lucky, you can see the trail navigate through different albums/time periods of your posts and pictures.
John: Hey dude like this pic!
Gary: Thanks man.
5 minutes later- John liked your comment
Gary: Hmmmmm
5 minutes later: John liked your picture
Gary: WTF! Doesn't he know he's leaving a facebook trail?
by Do I look (-.-) like I care? October 8, 2011
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facebook nasty

a nasty facebook message for no real reason other than just to be nasty and mean and troll like
oh some left a nasty facebook its blue its a smelly facebook nasty
by justjoking123 August 18, 2018
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