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Hooker-Face

The planet that holds home to all Whorgans. A planet made primarily of mountains of syphilis and rolling plains of Ghonorhea. Fun to visit, but be warned, once you visit you will be on anti-biotics for the remainder of your life. Most common illness on planet Hooker-Face is GhonasyphihepilAIDS (A, B, and C).
"Dang, that was fun, but after my trip to Hooker-Face I can no longer get rid of this rash!"
by MegaMed April 5, 2010
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too faced

too faced is when a person says something in front of one person but does the exact opposite to another person.

Too faced people often spill secrets, say they hate people around certain people, treat you differently when someone is around to seem cooler, change their opinion for someone they want to impress and usually too faced people are the first to snitch.
g1: G2, Your my best friend for life

g2: aww same goes here

g3: G1 how are you friends with G2
g1: no I'm not friends with her
g4: G2 i don't know how you were friends with G1 she is so too faced
by tiktokerbish November 4, 2019
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dino face

someone who looks like a dinosaur. Or has dinosaur features.
kirsty: yo alex you have an dino face

Alex: owww no!!
by KirstyL December 17, 2008
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gonorrhea face

someone who is so ugly their face looks like its full of gonorrhea. also has a habit of date raping guys that would never touch him otherwise
girl at bar: ew, his nose is so ugly it looks like its full of gonorrhea!

guy at bar: looks like his whole face is full of gonorrhea.

girl and guy: Gonorrhea face!!!!
by kratos2010 June 18, 2009
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Scaldy-Face

when you shit and cum on someones face and it makes a brown mixture with lumps in it which resembles a black man/woman with blisters due to being burnt
I gave my girlfriend a Scaldy-Face last night and she looked like a sun burnt missy elliot
by y222222hello October 2, 2006
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butt-a-face

A chick with a really hot body but a really ugly face. She is said to have everything "butt-a-face". The "butt" has two t's like butt meaning ass, because her ass will probably be bangin
Damn, that chick's a fuckin butt-a-face.
by China BOI 65 March 21, 2007
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Chang-faced

Term used to describe the facial expression of one who has smoked a copious amount of ganja, typically resulting in slitty eyes and a permanent idiot grin. Not to be confused with the slang for cocaine.
Stoner A: This weed is weak, dude, I'm getting nothing off this J..

Stoner B: Dude, you're fucking chang-faced! And stop bogarting the snacks.
by Sir Tokealot June 29, 2010
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