Fumble the bag

Messing up when the stakes are high, and losing out on a (usually financial or LP) gain.

B: "Ja som hrával Zeda"
B: *Picks Zed and proceeds to fumble the bag*
V: "gg that epic fail, go next"

by anonymous May 5, 2023

bag and rag

Put a bag over an ugly persons head and then have sex with them.

This is usually done to someone who has a nice body but an ugly face.

Male 1: Kylie has a sexy body but her face is ugly. What do I do?

Male 2: You should bag and rag her

by Elephant In Heels July 14, 2017

Squeezing the bag

"Squeezing the bag"- verb
Metaphor, in reference to box wine.
When hope seems to be empty, yet an individual has the cunning to think outside the box, (or rather inside- pun) and discovers that there is always more hope to be found.

Kelly thought that she had finally hit rock bottom, but after squeezing the bag she found the strength to carry on.

by Makskye July 25, 2017

Pout bag

The act of pouting too much.

You're being a pout bag right now.

by Anthony Clark July 30, 2017

bag crack

The crease in the bag that holds tiny tasty morsels. You have to dig and work to get at it, but in the end... jackpot.

man: this bag is empty
woman: did you check the bag crack?
man: ohhhhh! Cheetos dust!

by djtimyd July 31, 2017

Hoe Bag

A guy that denied being a hoe bag but really is one.

Jalen denies he is a hoe bag. In reality Jalen is a hoe bag.

by Joe Bag 18 October 14, 2018

piping bag

When a female pokes a hole in a condom and the male counterpart squeezes the remnants onto her cakes

Dude I’m so ready to use my piping bag on your little sister

by Uncookedchocken October 26, 2018