Ass Clown

A word popularized from one of the greatest movies ever office space. A term that means some makes a complete fool of themselves.

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

by GardenState July 15, 2008

ass marbles

Stress or tension; being so tense you could shove marbles up your ass and keep them there.

I have to write this application for University, and it's giving me ass marbles.

by Madeleine Powers December 12, 2008

ass pheasant

N: Someone who is constantly up someone's ass. Obsessed with the person they follow.

Mike Hunt: Seymore! You need to do a better job and not be an ass to our damn customers.
Seymore Asses: Damnit Mike Get off my back and quit being an ass pheasant!

by Kris Webb April 8, 2007

ass laugh

The act of laughing with such exuberance that one becomes involuntarily flatulent.

While falling victim to a toilet tackle I broke into an outrageous ass laugh!

by Uncle Junk July 6, 2007

Desert ass

That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.

Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.

"Johnny has Desert ass"

by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008

dammit in the ass!

An exclaimation and/or exhortation indicating severe displeasure with the current situation.

Dammit in the ass! I locked my fucking keys in the mutherfucking car!

by Daniliciousuptheass January 17, 2008

desk ass

the flatting of ones ass after long periods of sitting, usually at a desk. hard, unpadded chairs usually do it. being on the computer for hours can cause it as well

after two weeks of sitting at her computer, Julie had total desk ass; it was flat as a pancake

by shaunaofhobo April 20, 2008