wet eddie

the act of sticking your finger in your ass while jerking off

I thought he was just jerking off then I realized he was giving himself a wet eddie.

by chicken necker April 4, 2014

Wet exit

When you have to quickly leave somewhere because you've peed yourself.

I was having a great time at the party, but I sneezed too hard and had to make a wet exit.

by Ralphnodon February 8, 2019

Wet Tickle

When a dog licks a child's face, it is commonly referred to as a "wet tickle"

"Aww the doggie gave me a wet tickle!"

by DustyDanger23 February 27, 2014

Wet cardboard

A character who lacks personality and is simply plain.

N: I just finished reading the book…
L: Did you like it?
N: No, the protagonist was simply a wet cardboard

by Ace the simp November 7, 2023

pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.

Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.

by Notsobrite June 25, 2022

Wet

What girls feel like when they have an orgasm

I'm so wett

by UnidentifiedSexyBeast September 25, 2019

Wet

A mournful, melancholic kind of wet, born not from touch, but from absence. A word soaked in longing, where tears trace the path desire used to travel. It's the ache of memory pooling in the body, the soft drowning that happens when your heart wants what your hands can't hold.
Wet is the soul lying alone in the dark, clinging to a ghost, whispering love into the silence. Wet becomes the quiet poetry of longing and loss, where the tear ducts work harder than the hips ever dreamed.

"Wet, its not lust, it’s the echo of it. That kind of wet."

by robbies_rats April 21, 2025