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Nasty Ryan

A Nasty Ryan is the act of making doo doo, and letting hang half way out of the anus, then dragging it across a partner's body much like a crayon.
"I can't believe she gave me a Nasty Ryan last night."
by The Masticator May 2, 2005
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paul ryan

when someone rapes you and then makes you keep the baby.
dude she got paul ryan'd
by topples August 22, 2012
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Rex Ryan

Head coach of the New York Jets. Also a notorious big mouth who tends only to talk the talk and almost never walks the walk. While he has turned the team around, he still acts like he is the greatest coach who ever lived (when in reality people might give that title to Vince Lombardi, Mike Ditka, or Tom Landry). One can only hope he'll get his act together next season if it comes around (all signs point to probably not).
Guy #1: Man that guy is such a Rex Ryan!

Guy #2: I know, he's always running his damn mouth when he shouldn't.
by The Mighty Quinn 3000 April 18, 2011
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hit the ryan smith

the act of performing a wide selection of innovative dance moves at a party with a susbstantial number of ladies present.
I hit the ryan smith this past weekend.
by Darknesspart2 August 25, 2010
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scab ryan

A girl who slags innocent people off and stabs you in the back. They have mental tendancies and are always grim. Warning, never leave leave a scab ryan alone with your boyfriend. You don't even want to know what a scab ryan would do.
Izzy: Eughh that girl has disgusting, long, brown, manky hair.
Sophie: Ewww what a scab ryan.
Izzy: SCAB RYAN?! Not one of those horrible girls who gets with friends' exes and go psycho slating everyone.
Sophie: Yeah, she's one of them. Called me a sket face and Cruella De Ville the other day. She's mental. I hope she never comes near me again.
Izzy. Don't worry, you'e the prettiest girl I know and she's just a scab!
by SophieIzzy January 15, 2011
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Nolan Ryan No Flusher

A Nolan Ryan No Flusher is when 7 public restroom stalls have been defecated in and left unflushed. Locking the stall door with a coin after the no flusher will ward off ganitorial servicing. Placing multiple sanitary ass gaskets inthe bowl will make for a airy raft for your deposit, providing more security. Get all 7 in one building and you own that place.
Dude, it took me a whole week but but I dropped a Nolan Ryan at work. I got realestate invested, I own that place. When than janitor gets back from vacation, he will be jacking out my 7 Nolan Ryan no flushers.
by AlurkingCamper October 3, 2012
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matthew ryan

Matthew ryan is the best guy you will ever meet he is cute and caring. But u will have a crush on him and he will have no idea. He is smart but clueless when I comes to girls
OMG Matthew ryan is so hottt
by A.L.M.M June 3, 2021
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