grassy potato

An enormously over sized, poorly groomed, nut sack ...ripe with fromunder cheese.

Many years ago at a Dead show, I saw some Deadheads' grassy potato while sleeping in a van.

by _theniggafigga_ September 30, 2015

Split The Potato

A very cool dude that everyone should simp for and if u dont then u shall die

He looks very Split The Potato

by Definitely not sans.#5355 August 06, 2022

Potato Balling

The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.

“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”

by AhLaVache July 16, 2013

Tram potato

The person who intentionally pretends to be asleep on a train just to avoid social interactions.

– Hey, u see that guy? I'm almost 100% sure he's not sleeping—he closed his eyes and lie head down when he saw the other guy getting inside and approaching him.
– Classic, tram potato.

by not-potato October 07, 2021

Potato Club

A social club that enjoys talking about potatoes eating potatoes and have a website under the url Potatoclub.de

Potato Club is a social group of people who worship potatoes and talk about potatoes

by ThePotatoDragon December 08, 2022

Toast Potato

Someone who identifies with a piece of toast and doesnt want to be a couch potato. (My girlfriend)

"Baby you're such a toast potato."

by That_one_weabo February 19, 2021

majestic potato

a person who can't walk or build on bridges.

Dang, that person is like a majestic potato.

by TootyFruity123 October 26, 2017