wig party

Wig party is used when tension needs to be broken after something stupid is said. Or, if someone continually avoids a certain topic of conversation while talking with someone else. The idea behind wig party stems from the fact that if a bunch of people get together and party because the all have wigs, none of them will talk to each other for fear of being called out on the fact that they have no hair. Thus, no one talks, because everyone wears a wig at a wig party. Note! This term is not limited to use by bald people! They are just part of the concept.

"But what did HER mom say???" John replied. Susie and Al looked at him with stares of disbelief. "ooooh..... this is such a wig party." he said.

"Sleep with yer mom? Ya know the funny things about sleep is..." Susie said.
"Yeah, but did you sleep with my mom?" Al asked.
"Did you know that the word mom is a corruption of the latin root Momus?" Susie replied.
Al sighed and walked away. "What a fuckin wig party."

by Wig boy July 11, 2005

farty party

A sexual act in which a male rubs his penis into his partner's armpit for stimulation. So named for the sound an armpit makes when a hand is placed over it and the arm is flexed towards the body.

See also armpit job, armpit sex, Armpit Choo-Choo.

"My wife didn't want to fuck last night, but she compromised and threw a farty party just for me."

by o8jedi August 28, 2019

dirt party

A social gathering where salacious information about each attendee is gathered from the web (by a computer program or a moderator) and presented via projectors, or some other delivery method.

Cornelia totally got slammed at the dirt party. Who knew she moonlighted as an S&M mistress?

by jefftimesten March 10, 2007

Cocktail Party

Party in which all participating males of a circle jerk ejaculate into a cocktail glass. The loser, or the man to ejaculate last, must take the scrumptious drink, and give it to his girlfriend. Should the loser not have one, he must proceed to drink it himself.

Either way, you are going home alone that night.

Friend 1: We had a nice, friendly little Cocktail Party.

Friend 2: And?

Friend 1: I ended up swallowing 13 different men's semen at once.

by The Loser April 2, 2012

Welcome to the party

When you can relate to someone's frustrations or story. They know how you feel. Pitty party.

"I've been working so much, I need a vacation." In response someone will say, "welcome to the party". I'm tired of her always trying to tell me what to do" In response, "welcome to the party."

by PartyFandom January 2, 2018

Party Queen

Comes from someone with a large wardrobe of clothes (with never enough time to wear them) to entice a man or woman into finding them attractive.

More recently used in UK/Europe to describe a sub group of Gay men who 'Party' at the weekends (on Illegal Drugs or Chems) and 'Queen' to describe their camp and effeminate way of behaving. Often reffering to themselves as 'wired' and usually looking for immdeiate self gratification. Party Queens are often self centred, narcissistic and egocentric.

Are you partying at the weekend?
Oh my God he's a real Party queen
I'm wired and up for it!

by alondonlad29 March 8, 2010

Snow Party

A specific type of suxy party where hipsters fail to realize they're cracking no-joke jokes and performing "dance moves" slightly more complex than the the monkey shuffle. There are, more often than not, less than 2 heterosexual and interesting females in attendance.

Can take place at a bar, but occurs most often at a place of residence.

Mike: Are you coming over to Ted's after we close the bagel store?

Amy: Yeah, and be the only chick there? No thanks, enjoy your snow party. Tell Ted that I said hi, and that pop culture references are not jokes.

by The Great Pumpkin February 10, 2009