Taking the top left

The act of becoming the person on the top left of your facebook 'Who's Online' display, hence the person you speak to most on the social network site.

'Me and Miranda have been talking on fb for weeks, I think she's taking the top left!'

by Reggae Mother May 25, 2011

Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible

Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?

by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022

Top Pokie

The best you can get of anything.

Chester's slidey bridies were top pokie.

That rubs was top pokie.

by Yer Man Here April 27, 2009

top raider

Top is the best and raider means fucking shit so your the top fucker

Boul really be fucking bitchs he top raider

by Shxncho September 27, 2022

Rocky Top

Is the majestic art of a blowjob after anal. Much like sloppy top just... sloppier.

I pulled that puppy out and she gave me some rocky top. Sucked the corn right off the helmet.

by Ralyks H July 14, 2019

Top-Hatch Nigger

The worst type of black person known to man.

Look how low that man’s pants are sagging. Fuckin’ top-hatch nigger.

by slayer28829393 June 15, 2023

Gop rop ea top

“Great” im Amy fowler’s secret language: op.

From the big bang theory.

“That sounds great!
No it doesn’t, it sounds gop rop ea top!!”
You’re not being gop rop ea top, unspecified female acquaintance.

by Weeb w/ too much testosterone July 08, 2023