Penis Garage

A whores vag which is good for nothing else but storing a penis, and its forth-comming cum/junk.

1: dude where do you store your shit?
2: in that dirty whores penis garage!!!
1: ooooooooh snap

by kayla292929 December 31, 2008

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socialable penis

a classy penis a penis that loves to sit down with a wine and have a chat

"wow your socialable penis can hold a really good convosation"

"may i have another glass of wine socialable penis"

by Swift December 13, 2003

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Tie penis

A tie that goes under your shirt and out, if you wear a jumper over your shirt and tie and your tie hangs below your jumper its a tie penis, most common with yr 7s in fact i can pick 7 a day.

Ah for god sake nich you have a tie penis!!!

by stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp January 17, 2010

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When a man needs sexual gratification off his woman, he asks for a penis check. The woman is instructed to play with his balls, feeling for any abnormalities, then after wank the penis to ensure that is fine. If the woman refuses to do the check then the man can use a guilt trip and say. "Your checking for testicular cancer."

Man "Hey babes i need a penis check its Sunday night."
Woman "Not now."
Man "You dont want me to get cancer now do you?"

by ajax1111 November 12, 2011

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sausage penis

When a penis is abnormally large and spotted, generally in black men.

Ghetto chick 1: gurl! Mkay, so tha otha day I fucked dis guy, mkay? And ya know, gurl, guess what he had!

Ghetto chick 2: ooooh, gurl!

Ghetto chick 1: MHM! SAUSAGE PENIS

Ghetto chick 2: ooh shit, gurl, oh nuh UH. Mmmmmm gurl.

by Naughty Dorito July 1, 2014

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