May 7

National Handjob Day

Bro are you excited for May 7, cause it’s national Handjob Day

by dateking May 6, 2022

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May 20

Buy your cousin anything day!!

“Hey! Today is the May 20! Can you get me a book??”
“Uhm sure.. since it’s buy your cousin anything day.”

by ambeeeeee May 20, 2022

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He’s a stupid loser that loves sucking booty. He’ll always make you happy and he’s really tall but for some reason wants to be taller. His favorite three words are “I DONT KNOW” he’s a big rat and even though he’ll make you happy he WILL make you mad sometimes but all those things are out of good intentions cuz he’s like that. He’s a big romantic and he loves making bracelets. He’s really good at drawing except when he draws people it looks creepy. His eyes are really big and he’s eyelashes are so nice . He’s a BIG LOSER again. He’s a smart Boy too. He loves playing Roblox. Also he thinks he’s a loner but every one will love him if they get to know him. He’s a little weird too and FUCK HIM!!! And love him at the same time. He has a lot of emotions and you should let him express it. He sucks. he’s a chill guy but he’s really weird still. ARGHHHHG May May. He hates when he’s bald but you should shave his hair when sleeping. But really he’s a special guy, he’s caring, he’s sweet, thoughtful, pretty and a whole lotta other things. Everything he does is so god damn attractive. There’s so much about him and one day you’ll find it all out. And he really is knows how to steal ahsuya’s heart!!

Your so fucking weird you must be an May may

by Everythingsucks August 27, 2022

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May 7th

The day mattiesoot was born

Him:Wake up its may 7th!
Her:So what
Him:Its the editor mattiesoot's birthday!

by mattiesoot February 1, 2022

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Amanda May Richie

Probably an awkward girl from Texas they grew up to be a fine bartender with a kick ass attitude someone you would want to know and if you're lucky enough to know you probably wouldn't tell her because she would

get a big head

I know your name is Amanda Mae Richie but don't be getting all Amanda May Richie on me

by Shohir November 19, 2021

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