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Facebook Baby

When two persons meet each other thru facebook mostly ending in meeting up on a date or hookup resulting in a future facebook baby.
Chad : my parents met at the fair,what about you billy?

Ned: my parents met at a restaurant parking lot.

Jessie : ned your parents lying ,my mom knows your parents and told me youre a facebook baby like me .
by Pussylicker6677 September 21, 2018
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Facebook

A shity fucking social media website don't use it if you value your sanity
Darel felt happier after deleting his facebook account
by None of your damn business August 12, 2023
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Facebook taggroup addict

A Facebook taggroup addict is a person who becomes a fan of almost every single tag page that facebook has to offer. These individuals spend most of their time looking for pages that they closely associate with. These individuals believe that by becoming members of such pages, it reflects their personality.

Another reason Facebook taggroup addict might join such groups is because the group page may contain a humorous picture. However, most of these groups on facebook require that a user first become a member in order to see the content. Human curiosity will take over the tag-addict, so they will almost inevitably join the group in order to see the content.

A Facebook taggroup addict is easy to spot.

There are no known cures for Facebook taggroup addiction. The best a group-addict can do is join enough pages to the point where facebook will not let them become a member of anymore groups. The current limit for groups that a single user can have is around 2000.
"Look at her, she's a member of 200+ taggroups, she must be a complete Facebook taggroup addict"

"Mein gott, he keeps tagging me in 10 taggroups a day, I think this Facebook taggroup addict needs some help!"
by Letter M April 25, 2019
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Facebook Whore

When a girl uses facebook as her personal diary or as a means to talk to random men. Also when there in a relationship they will try to use sympathy to attract men. they stay on facebook 24/7 as if they live in the website. They will jump in other peoples argument when shit don't pertain to them to put themselves out there in a bitchy way. They make you want to pull them through the screen and pop the shit out of them. they will post pics of themselves all the time sometimes almost nude where u can see half there pussy lips or a little nip slip.
Dude did you see kaitlyn's profile on facebook. she had videos off her twerking where you can see her pussy lips. She comments on every guy's photos even though she has a boyfriend, she also jumped in on my argument with donald. i hate when she comments on everything she does just ate a bagel, now Im pooping, oops just started my period, just got it in for the 5th time tonight yay me! She's such a Facebook Whore don't talk to her for your dicks protection.
by Jahgettingit September 17, 2013
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Facebook Spoilerist

Someone who can't help but write a spoiler as a Facebook status every time something momentuous happens in a popular series/movie, thus spoiling it for everyone else.
'That damn Facebook Spoilerist totally fucked up LOST for me'
by Moon-song December 30, 2013
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Facebook Lizard

If Facebook lizards see little or no value in you then they will delete your friend request. When you try to talk to them in person they run away from you like scared little lizards. They are rude, cold blooded reptiles who size you up as if you are an insect.
She is such a Facebook Lizard! I want to tell her that I am not an insect and ask her if she is a lizard.
by non-reptilian September 23, 2017
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The equivalent to the phrase "stick that in your pipe and smoke it" or "take that to the bank."
I just gave you a huge dose of truth, man. Stick that on your Facebook and post it!
by TheMayorOfEarth January 18, 2016
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