Man with the Golden Douche

A fellow who exemplifies the best douche bag in the group at that moment.

I can't believe that jerk, he's so annoying; he's the freaking man with the golden douche!

by Jerry Magillicutty October 2, 2007

strawberry douche

someone who is being stubborn, stupid, or otherwise drained of most intelligence.

Daniel = Strawberry Douche.

by ButtBuddies4Life July 21, 2006

flavored douche

Apparrently it was an ad from a magazine in the 70s. The ad was popularized in the movie "Killing Us Softly." It is like having a meal. With your rotten fish you can have a side of apple.

I went down on her and it was evident that she was a skank. She tried unsucessfully to mask the taste with what I can only assume was a flavored douche, as it was a mixture of rotten tuna with a hint of fresh strawberries.

by Hoptown February 4, 2008

flaming douche

the act of being a douche and pissing off everyone by telling them what to do

Kaan was a flaming douche when he got pissy and butt raped me on thursday

by Pussy got everythang August 20, 2003

Alpha Douche

The leader of an entourage of douches who is loyally followed despite his incompetent acts of incompetence.

Matt is the Alpha Douche of Caleb, Kyle and Chris

by llooop August 10, 2008

Random Bar Douche

That guy you see in a bar with one of those stupid thin beard things, He always wears his sunglasses at night or when he wants to look cool, and he always has stupid average cheesy pick up lines like "Hey baby, wanna do it in the bathroom?"

I walked in the bar and it was filled with random bar douches, they all were drinking Coors Light and not shaving.

Look at that random bar douche, he looks so random and douchy.

by Neuroflesh January 20, 2011

corporate douche bag

Corporate douche bag = a hard driven arrogant tough businesswoman. These broads are generally very cold, hard boiled women who will do whatever-it-takes to acheive in the corporate world - they are very tough. Many are married, many others are not - some are Lesbians - who often hate men.

Best advice, dont get in their way - defuse them with dry sarcastic humor.

These broads are douche bags with balls.

The CEO of the company that I used to work for was a corporate douche bag - she was very tough, hard as nails and had big balls !

by WET CARGO BOY April 3, 2006