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Double Decking

Taking a dump into the toilet tank so when a person flushes the toilet they are astonished to see a turd come down.
Marlene was shocked at the Omega Mu House party when she flushed the toilet and a big nasty frat boy turd came down and she realized that she had been the victim of double decking.

(WARNING: Do not try this. You could easy break a toilet. )
by Zoro the Ass Bandit April 2, 2013
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Double decker

When taking a shit, having someone sit on your lap aiming their anus between the first person's legs. Both people shit at the same time, creating a "double" effect and saving water in the process. For utmost efficiency, time the splashes similar to Olympic synchronized diving.
She sat on my lap while I was on the toilet so we could double decker that shit.
by iAM December 14, 2013
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double gooch

Double Gooch- "What you see from behind when a girl is getting DP." -Matt Browning, MGMT Pinks, West Gray
by matt.b.talks.loud December 22, 2013
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double-crossover act

Someone who crosses over between two distinct kinds of cultural audiences, but sells out the values of one or both of those audiences.
You are not a crossover act you are double-crossover act and have sold out everyone.
by Glasnostishalfempty January 1, 2014
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double jack n coke

When you get a handjob from two hookers while doing cocaine
Bill's wife was about to go down on him, but he said, "nah, I'd rather have a double jack n coke instead."
by Open Thy Garage Porn October 4, 2014
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double selfie

The act of taking a selfie including someone also taking another selfie of himself in your picture.
Hey look a double selfie, that guy was also taking a selfie in this selfie photo!
by tommilover April 15, 2014
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Double-Down Syndrome

When someone has twice the effects of down syndrome, (only reach 2 feet tall, and only live to the age of 20) , and they always double down. They are very poor with money, and are not very good at gambling.
"Man we kicked that midget's ass last night in the club at Hold 'em"
"Yea I know, he musta had double-down syndrome or somthin'; he never could go a hand without double-down'. "
by 17link7 December 30, 2014
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