Blow Cream

Bull semen carefully filtered in the mouth of a bearded german cowboy named Otto and then blown into a carton. The blowing creates a texture reminiscent of heavy cream. Used in cooking traditional German meals.

“Go down to the store and get some blow cream. This gravy needs more hints of semen.”

by Nike7537 February 21, 2022

Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.

Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

by DefinitionsPlug June 11, 2024

Whipped cream on pie

When someone is so absolutely enamored another person that they’d do anything for them

Person A: He got me roses and a necklace to ask me out and he told me he’s been planning it for months
Person B: he’s so down atrocious whipped cream on pie

by auroralotus December 3, 2022

Tomato Ice Cream

Ice Cream made from the FRUIT Tomatoes.

Time for some Tomato Ice Cream! Yum yum.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 15, 2020

cream saddle sandwich

two pringles sandwiched together with the greatest feat of american engineering, squeeze cheese in between.

i am going to make a cream saddle sandwich!

by 🍝 February 12, 2023

cream dilight

When you cum and your partner drinks it like a smoothie until they suffocated

I have my girl a cream dilight

by Daddy waddy icky dicky August 11, 2023

bloody ice cream

A bloody ice cream is where you have intercourse with a female while she is having her period, you ejaculate inside of her and it oozes out with her period blood.

“Yo dude, this bitch is a freak! She let me give her a bloody ice cream and after we had to wash the bed sheets.”

by Punkfuck69 June 12, 2022