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hoe bagged

v. when your car gets hit from behind
Sorry I was late, some guy got hoe bagged in the middle of route 69.
by karbear8459 May 12, 2017
mugGet the hoe baggedmug.

Fag-Bag

when an adult, buys a Happy Meal from you know where and it's for them.
Bryan bought 2 happy meals and that Fag-Bag ate both
look at that punk ass adult buying happy meals for himself, what a fucking Fag-Bag.
by John Dugan June 30, 2021
mugGet the Fag-Bagmug.

Pickle in a Bag

When someone gives a guy a blowjob while he's wearing a condom.
"Hey Becky, how was last night?"

"I didn't want him to finish on me, so I suggested a pickle in a bag."
by Kiwalla March 22, 2017
mugGet the Pickle in a Bagmug.

Queer-Bag

Basically a douche bag, Except it's used for Queers, also could be a bag full of queers
God Issac is such a Queer-Bag
by OdaDdaT March 26, 2016
mugGet the Queer-Bagmug.

poison bag

A gram of cocaine (bag) that has been adulterated or “cut” with various powdery fillers that should not be ingested by the human body. The users will not be aware they have consumed a poison bag until the next morning when their hang over is exacerbated by the poisonous contents.

The effects are usually headache, extra dry mouth, congestions of the nose and throat, vomiting, fever, depression and a preference to limit any human contact unless you are being spooned.

Poison bags are often re-ordered and consumed, even with the purchaser aware that they are purchasing a tainted bag, due to a lack of available supply, a discount in the price or to chase the dream.
1. Damn I feel like shit, I must have bought a poison bag

2. Don't buy bags from tickets, you know he only sells poison bags

3. You: Can you get bags?
Friend: Yeah I have a number.... but his bags are poison
You: Fuck it ill get one anyway and worry about it tomorrow

4. You: Ahh fark that burns, must be a poison bag
Friend: You ok?
You: Yeah.....lets order another one
Friend: bring on the poison
by Bag man August 25, 2013
mugGet the poison bagmug.

bag whore

the person who holds/carries the bags for their friends
person 1: you're gonna carry this for me
person 2: why am i the bag whore?
by starlingkismet August 6, 2023
mugGet the bag whoremug.

Spoon bag

To be surepticiously screwed by a superior while they pretend to be doing right by you.
I told Mark straight up what needed to be done, but he screwed me while saying it's all good. He spoon bagged me again.
by Drunkenfun June 10, 2016
mugGet the Spoon bagmug.

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