Getting stoned with two birds

When you try to kill two birds with one stone but it doesn't work out

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds

by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018

The black angry bird

The act of being keegan cox

He is The Black Angry Bird he’s huge

by mcstiffins27 September 7, 2019

Bird

Animal that Goes flap flap

Birds are animals

by I_am_poggers December 10, 2021

Mr. Bird

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by Sohoowusyourday>good February 14, 2022

Avery bird

Avery bird has tiny shmeat, alas, this is compensated by his mega smart brain.

Avery bird is a gooning sigma, he might need to jelq, but he will 3D print a machine to do it for him.

by Sigma_gooner69 May 18, 2024

Bird's Nest

When you get jizz in your pubes and you leave it and let it dry into a bird's nest.

I ran out of tissues wanking so I had to make a bird's nest.

by thejug02 January 17, 2012

Bird Perch

Crouching above and shitting onto someone below you.

Dude, I just Bird Perched some poor man

by Papa Papa Papa December 11, 2021