hair masons

Hair dressers who specialise in achieving wind-tunnel proof standards

Magda's 'do was a masterpiece of the hair masons of Budapest's art. The shape of a belgian chocolate, it could withstand the blast of a jet engine with no movement.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

hair puller

a person (usually female) who uses hair pulling as their primary method of attack in a fight compared to dealing actual blows.

"(Girl) is such a hair puller! When I fought her she pulled out three of my braids didn't even punch me"

by potatoking101 June 16, 2025

Hair monkey

A small gathering of ass-crack hair that's been accidentally twisted into a dreadlock while wiping, using "natural glue."

"Man, I gotta get my girlfriend to trim those hair monkeys down there--every time I wipe I pull on 'em!"

by DidgeDrone November 5, 2023

pineapple hairs

the leaves on a pineapple

Pineapples have pineapple hairs.

by icey grape June 16, 2020

shuffle hair

A phrase meaning 'good looking hair'

Woah, Ben has shuffle hair today

by qwertyduuuuude September 26, 2010

Hair Coach

Treats you like family, a friend but also like a personal trainer, helps you stay consistent, tracks the progress of your treatment.

I love how my hair coach follows up with me regularly!

by Hairgod:p November 25, 2021

your hair looks fun

This means that they want to pull your hair in a sexual way.

“Damn. Your hair looks fun…”

by Rangafuck June 4, 2023