"I was j checking to make sure"
by Роотег May 10, 2021
Get the Jmug. Whilst on a project, both partners are entirely naked apart from a beret.
The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.
All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.
The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.
All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.
by Nightferret July 17, 2024
Get the Dirty J-Fmug. 
Abigail is seriously the most stunning girl I've ever seen! Whenever I accidentally lock eyes with her, my whole body freezes, my heart drops to my stomach, and I can't even speak properly. She's got the prettiest curly hair, a golden glow to her skin, and these big eyes that you could stare into for years. Plus, she's athletic and super smart. She even reads the Bible and is really disciplined. In my eyes, she's more than just the perfect girl. I truly admire her and I wish I can get to know her.
by Ilikesleeping12 November 6, 2023
Get the Abigail j perezmug. by SeasideCircus June 12, 2012
Get the J-Bonesmug. When your friend uses a CPAP and is passed out you unplug there hose from the machine and stick the hose inbetween your ass cheeks and fart
Jake wouldn’t wake up so I went in his room and gave him a Fire Pal J. He woke right up. I don’t think he over sleep again
by HH2018 January 30, 2021
Get the Fire Pal Jmug. by MrJizzShirt August 8, 2021
Get the J Shirtmug.