Tommy Two Time

To deceive. Similar to “the ol’ switcheroo” Or “pull a fast one.”

We’re gonna pull a Tommy Two Time on them

by Em.sars April 9, 2019

Two Legs

A stoner who always carries nugs.

Jersey is the coolest two legs.

by Peenlord April 14, 2019

Two pleasure with one pleasure

When a bottom goes on all four sucking the dick of the top while the top finger's the button's sphincter

Julian wanted to do the two pleasure with one pleasure cause he wanted to explore other areas

by Satanic_witchboy May 29, 2019

Two Bit

In Aussie (just speaking for Brisbane) a two bit is someone who always has to put their "two cents" in ie someone who pipes up with a usually negative/irrelevant opinion just for the sake of having their say (lol!). Similar to a jump-up, but they're usually just a bit too keen/more worthwhile than a two bit :)

Shut up you little two bit, what the hell you know don't chime in with shit when they're trying to save their relationship!

by 1FB May 30, 2019

Tampa two step

When a man dressed as a pirate gets kicked in the nuts multiple times.

I tried to pick up this fine ass ho during he Gasparilla parade, and that bitch gave me the Tampa two step.

by Igotsdamottz June 7, 2019

Two Guys and a Dude

A love triangle between two men who have never met and another mutual male friend (not to be confused with Two Girls One Cup.)

I think Bob, Joe, and I should get together. We could be two guys and a dude, if you know what I mean.

by BookPanda June 14, 2019

two 16s

Someone's ability to look fly and talk the talk

Riley: John's two 16s are on par with his confidence.
Ashley: Never seen him look so sexy before.

by SidePizza December 2, 2019