two-hundred and sixty-three

one more than two-hundred and sixty-two.

Two-hundred and sixty-three is one less than two-hundred and sixty-four.

by DespacitoLigmaDab September 16, 2018

What’s two times a parable?

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

by PETAandanimalrightssupporter99 July 16, 2019

Two-ofum

Two of anything. Usually two items of desire.

I"ll have two-ofum!

by Spyskys May 11, 2014

A Cow With Two Legs

A rude name for someone's mother.

She looks like A Cow With Two Legs!

by Oddverse March 24, 2025

Sick as two dogs

When you're not just sick as a dog- you're sick as two dogs.

I'm sick as a dog. No, scratch that. I'm sick as TWO dogs.

by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2023

The two-thousands

The period of time lasting 2000-2009.

People born in the two-thousands are a very happy medium of experience and vitality.

by ApricotFields October 29, 2020

two christmas kid

when mommy and daddy don't love each other as much as they thought they did and they divorce then the kid gets 2 Christmases

jimmy:I heard that billy's parents are getting a divorce
timmy:so he's gonna be a two christmas kid

by raybeez February 12, 2022