Person 1: "So you're saying you went on a trip around the world?! No way!"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was fun."
Person 2: "Yeah, it was fun."
by VersionTwo August 27, 2024

During the World Cup, when men all over the UK sit and drink cheap lager in front of the TV with their mates, their girlfriends and wives hit the pubs, bars and clubs and get wankered to escape the stupidity.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.
Steve: "Hey Jake, you want to go and play World Cup Widows in town tonight? Smash some back doors in?"
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."
by therealalfgarnett June 13, 2014

by Some guy here for no reason August 25, 2021

A girl named Cadence. She's got eyes that sparkle like the Hudson River, and deep brown eyes that glow in the sunlight. She's got the most amazing smile, and laughter that would drive any sane man mad. She's by far, the most beautiful girl in the world.
Oh, you think she's the most beautiful girl in the world? Nah, that's Cadence, she's The Most Beautiful Girl in the World.
by Flippityflappity September 3, 2021

to have sex
“what do you wanna do tonight, brain?”
“the same thing we do every night pinky, try to take over the world!”
this is Taking over the world
“the same thing we do every night pinky, try to take over the world!”
this is Taking over the world
by bussyfart1000 November 7, 2021

by this_is_lemon_the February 16, 2024
