Tea

The liquid we do not force you to drink if you are unconscious.

‘Would you like some tea?’
‘No, I am unconscious’

by sallywally9001 February 26, 2022

Milky tea

Tea with milk, it’s absolutely delicious, but too much milk added can make you sick. It’s perfect and addicting.

Person one : I’d like to order a milky tea please.
Person 2: oh god, they’re absolutely delicious!
Person 1: ikr??

by anonymous February 27, 2022

Shy Bairns Get Ne Tea

An alternate to Shy Bairns Get Nowt

"You know what they say - shy bairns get ne tea"

by sibla March 2, 2022

ice tea surprise

When you fuck the ice tea and somebody drinks it.

Damn jimmy just got some of my ice tea surprise

by -S41- August 14, 2021

Tea

The worlds WORST drink

Like get better tea what are you doing water is better

BRO WHY YOU DRINKING TEA IT THE WORST

by BLACK BLACK MAN August 22, 2021

Orange tea

Something that only evil bitches drink that are out to get you. The antichrist against crazed middle aged women.

"YOU AND YOUR FUCKING ORANGE TEA YOU BITCH,".

by orangetea September 4, 2021

Matcha Tea

Put boiling hot water and a bag of weed in a persons mouth

Some guy pissed me off so fucking badly I gave him matcha tea (he screamed like a bitch)

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021