John 1: 19-51
chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa
by sO YAeh November 24, 2020
John 1:19-51
chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa
by sO YAeh November 24, 2020
"Bro I was going to go down on her but it smelled and looked a bit funny."
"Sounds like a yeast infection."
"You mean a vegemite sandwich? lol"
"Sounds like a yeast infection."
"You mean a vegemite sandwich? lol"
by __RedFox__ May 16, 2022
A threesome instigated by a woman of colour who is then spread and bread between two white males. Or A black woman who identifies as the vegemite in her sexual sandwhich
"Yo! You two vanilla arse crackers wanna be the bread to my yeasty black spread? We gonna make a Vegemite sandwich!"
by Angusmypattie February 25, 2024
"Yo! Vanilla. You and your white arse cracker friend wanna be the bread to my yeasty black spread? Whooo we going to make us a Vegemite Sandwich."
by Angusmypattie February 28, 2024
when two elderly women ravage the oral and anal cavity of a elderly man with the "strap on" attachment.
Jim: I'm sorry boss, I cant come in today. My grandfather passed away yesterday.
Jerry: Oh I'm sorry to hear that how did he pass.
Jim: He was in a Old Spice sandwich.
Jerry: Damn shame.
Jerry: Oh I'm sorry to hear that how did he pass.
Jim: He was in a Old Spice sandwich.
Jerry: Damn shame.
by chuckmcnorissx October 03, 2018
Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)
I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.
by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022