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goofy pants

(adj) a slang term for homosexual
by zbob December 23, 2003
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Clown Pants

To urinate on yourself or one other's pants whilst drinking.
Goddamn, I'm so drunk I've pissed on myself and Chris's pants simultaneously giving each other a wicked pair of clown pants!
by The JZA & The RZA August 25, 2004
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whore-pants

pants that expose the genitalia in a not-sneaky manner, not the same thing as chaps
Michael James was wearing whore-pants yesterday, I teased him.
by Slut McGee May 19, 2006
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Mutter Pants

You can see the lips moving, but you can't hear what the cunts saying !!!
I did the Harwich triathlon on Sunday.....Juliet was there in those red mutter pants again......the lips were definitely moving, but I couldn't hear what the cunt was saying !!!
by gogogreen September 17, 2007
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Virtual Pants

Virtual Pants is when a guy wants to have "virtual sex" or "Cyber Sex"
The boy wanted to get into my best friends virtual pants.
by GigglyPie January 22, 2009
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santa pants

To have grey pubic hair.
Sure he's a sexy silver fox, but you know that means he's probably a santa pants?
by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009
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fandangle pants

number 17 in the list of funny words. used to break awkward silences.
*awkward silence*

person a: Fandangle pants!

*laughter*
by cheesefreeak March 26, 2009
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