Swamp potato

A fat yet fit figure that defiantly does not belong in this world. Usually green colored human like thing with string bean ears. Loves a selfie or 2.

Always hangs with the boys.

Person 1: hey this guy just started working for us, he takes selfies, looks like shrek and has weird pointy ears

Person 2: nah get fucked that’s “ swamp potato “

by Fizzledpee August 10, 2018

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Dry Potato

An individual with no interesting qualities. Boring, sedentary, or predictable.

My girl’s ex was such a dry potato. All he did was watch the office on repeat.

by Jankey J March 08, 2023

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Potato Monkey

Something that is completely nonsensical. Used in the Tally Hall song "Good Day".

"Everyone loves a potato monkey!" -Television voice #1

by Yee_Enjoyer June 19, 2024

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Potato Slooot

Someone who doesn't understand what heart hands are who doesn't want to get in trouble for saying the word Slut.
Another way of saying "I love you"

"I love you, you potato slooot!"
"What a potato slooot!"
"Potato slooot!"

by laceysmom February 16, 2023

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Couch Potato-ness

The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.

Justin rather enjoys his couch potato-ness, but only on the weekends.

by Webes00 July 23, 2010

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