crack fire truck

Last night I used my crack fire truck

by jonfiretruckcrackheadwhiteguy March 24, 2015

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fire proofing

- When a man or woman who has been rejected by another person continues to pursue that person and goes out of their way to win them over

- Making someone fall in love with you again.

- Giving someone a second chance when they don't deserve it

He is totally fire proofing her!

by Wise owl May 16, 2013

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Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire

Jumping from a high point doing 3 back-flip perfectly landing the dick in the Vagina and cuming

Omg Dude Carl is Going for the Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire

by Joe Can Eat Eggs January 11, 2020

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GEICO fire extinguisher

A conflagration-douser dat's so easy to operate, even a caveman could use it.

If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.

by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025

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