michaels boobies

The boobs on a female that are only for Michael. He get to see them whenever he wants, gets to grab them, and every once in a while he gets to take a nice nap on the most comfortable pillows in the world.

“Stop touching my boobies will, these are only for Michael, these are michaels boobies.”

by Idk if you can take it? June 28, 2022

Michael eaton

A real sicko motherfucker you will spit on a child at any given moment while fucking your dog. Then to leave in a v6 mustang who calls it “muscle”

I know your crazy but damn I didn’t know you were Michael Eaton crazy

by Wacky bozo January 28, 2022

Jackson Michael

A plastic surgery procedure where a white person is turned black

Guy 1: DUDE! What did you do to yourself!?
Guy 2: I had a Jackson Michael procedure done, do you like it?
Guy 1: *faints*

by Metallicajunkie May 1, 2020

Big Bear Killing Michael

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Big Bear Killing Michael

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 22, 2025

Do a Michael

Doing a Michael is to too drink far too much on an empty stomach, end up passed out in front of a bar entrance and be hounded by strangers.

He's going to do a Michael

by MyTailsBroke December 31, 2022

michael stephens

a very loud white guy who can be a dick at times but once you get to know him he is one of kindest guys you will ever meet

Michael Stephens: YEET

by youlikechicken? October 10, 2019

Michael Leone

Future Congressman of TN01

Michael Leone will defeat Diana Harshbarger by 50 points.

by SeaPancakes July 22, 2022