ailie-may

Absolutely, Utterly Perfect Female!

geez, check out that ailie-may!
She's so much fun, an utter ailie-may.

by Ailie-xx February 27, 2008

May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023

May 5th

It’s the day you prank your friend by pretending to be in love

Pablo: hi Jessica, i think i love you
Jessica: Pablo, it doesn’t work, i know today is May 5th!

by annibal May 4, 2022

May 31

Time to go dry then raw with you lover anywhere you want

Gf: "Baby are you ready it may 31"
Bf: "Ok baby lets get ready for fun"

by the1dev May 29, 2021

Mai

My name

Mai loves ice cream

by Mai14 July 14, 2021

No Make up may

No Make Up May means that you cannot use any make up for the hole may

Like this so it get to the top
No Make Up May

by NinthWarrior November 6, 2019

May 4th

May 4th is National Armpit Luke Day where if you have a friend named Luke you have to shove your pointer finger up their armpit and yell the word "armpit."

You: "Hey, Luke. It's May 4th!" Luke: "NOOOOOO" You: "ARMPITTTTTT"

by poopoo123455667 May 4, 2023