Lektion hos Peter

En tidsperiod då du tar upp sömnbrist och stänger koncentrationsförmågan

Ah, jag hade lektion hos Peter igår och efter vettu jag var inte trött efter samtidigt som jag märkte ett svarthål i mitt medvetande i ungefär 1 timme.

by Dushhål April 28, 2020

Jaden hossler

aka the most handsome and gorgeous human to ever walked the planet Earth. He is a kind guy, he treats all of his fans equal and will never let you down. His smile could definitely light up a whole ass mansion. He will always be the person you could call at every hour of the night and answer immediately and always count on him. His voice is literally angelic. I would do everything for him. He could run me over and thank him.

I want a Jaden Hoslser in my life.
If I'm not marrying Jaden then I don't want it.
What's the whole purpose id I don't ever see Jaden Hossler.

by _eca_ionescu_ (insta) June 3, 2020

Evil hospitality

When a group of bad people treats you good.

They were bad people, but the guy had never been treated better, they showed evil hospitality.

by Solid Mantis June 24, 2020

Police hospitality

The preferential, lighthanded treatment offered to lighter skinned people by peace officers.

Zach got some police hospitality down at the march: stuffed uncuffed into that piggy whip and they even opened door on the flipside for him.

by PeckerGnat July 10, 2020

Gob Hoser

Another term for: “Dentist Assistant”

A mongrel who will literally suck every bit of hydration from your gob.

(Gob. A slang derivative of the word *mouth*)

They continually fail to achieve their one and only purpose: To keep their hose from sticking into your tongue.

Most of them don’t initiate or hold any conversation and usually look like they regret all their life choices leading up to that point.

Bogan 1: “Aww man guess what. I had to go to the dentist the other day, and the Gob Hoser sucked all the spit from me mouth.

Bogan 2: “What a dipstick”

by Modest_Sphincter August 6, 2020

urbana hospital

A band-Aid shop where you are forgot about in the hospital room and almost die from a paper cut because all they know how to do is pump you full of morphine

Urbana hospital killed my sister because she had a nose bleed and put an iv in her

by Bigslongdong133456 September 18, 2020

Fake hospitality

Someone who doesnt have the heart to run a guy off, so they put out welcome mats and give him food a few hours after they tell him to stay out or leave.

Fuck fake hospitality, let a guy know that nobody likes him. Reality is better than a facade of hospitality and insincere friendliness. A false apology is the same thing as fake hospitality, it's better to go ahead and let somebody you're not sorry about what happened, and you never will be, since that is how you really feel about something.

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020