Hand to shaft ratio

form of measurement;

Comparison of shaft length and hand-size in a formula for measurement of penis size;
the relationship in quantity, amount, or size between a penis shaft and the hand gripping it;
the quantitative relation between a penis and a hand;

the relationship in quantity, amount, or size between a penis and a hand.

He said he's a solid 8 inches and sent you a picture? Did you use the hand to shaft ratio to determine if this is true?

If you go off of the fact that "a hand" is a form of measurement, based on the width of a grown man's hand, understood to equal 4 inches, you can use the hand to shaft ratio to determine the object size at hand.

by MareBare84 September 23, 2014

shake the hand of the unemployed

For males who are not getting sex on a regular basis, when they go to the toilet to take a piss and when they finish, shake their penis to get off the last few drops of pee. That action is shaking the hand of the unemployed.

Arnold asked Helen where the toilet was, as he needed to go shake the hand of the unemployed.

by Ethal The Frog September 24, 2013

second hand smack

1. When you bitch smack someone twice. Right then left, left then right, or twice with the same hand.

2. Dope that has been stepped on

1. I am about second hand smack that guy over there talking to my ex.

2. How many hands has this second hand smack been passed through?

by guy in your 4th period July 30, 2009

Launching the Hand Shuttle

The act of masturbation. (male)

Get out of the freakin' bathroom! What are you doing in there, Launching the Hand Shuttle?

by LaRobaNacas March 30, 2008

Second Hand Gay

Second hand gay is when your girlfriend tries to kiss you after giving you a blowjob. Second hand gay will only apply to you if you actually kiss her back.

Noah: My girlfriend sucked my dick last night and tried to kiss me.
John: Please don't tell me you actually kissed her!
Noah: Yea I did. Whats wrong with that?
John: Dude thats second hand gay!

by Senpai Notice Me December 8, 2015

catch my hands

Calling Someone out to fight

"Come catch my hands after school bitch ass hoe "

by justindrewbieberisdaddy July 3, 2016

Walt Disney Hands

to have the hands that you would expect Walt Disney to have

"Kate, keep your Walt Disney Hands off of me." - AVI

by iwantnewhands October 8, 2019