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poser gay

A person who happens to think they're gay, while actaully being straight. This person may be so conviced that they are gay, that they will do anything gay people do, untill some time down the road they find out that being gay isnt for them and switch back, therefore they are only gay for a certain amount of time, like a bad fashion. note that being poser gay may mean a sudden change from natural gay.
person 1 : "look at that guy hanging out with the gays"
person 2 : "that guy so poser gay"
person 3: "yea, he's so gonna be straight by next week"
by the mx November 29, 2005
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The Gay Wedgie

This particular action is very complex, common and often committed accidentally.
So The Bum Cum aka The Gay Wedgie is when a Male is masturbating and as he reaches his climax and ejaculates he accidentally without realizing cums into his own underwear. Being oblivious to what has just happened the individual pulls his underwear up with an awkward warm sensation onhis behind.
In other words cum all over your own Ass!
"Dude I was just jackin' off to this totally Gnarly guy called Chuck Norris and I gave myself The Bum Cum aka The Gay Wedgie!!"
by KJizzed May 29, 2009
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Diet Gay

-Gay enough to want penis, but not enough to actually suck it

-The place between Guy Love (a non gay relationship between two guys), but before full blown homo
"Dude, Chris was totally hitting on me!"
"Relax man, Chris is diet gay. You don't have to worry about any surprises from him."
by shazzam0 April 3, 2009
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Gay fish

One who President Obama would call "a jack ass". He is typically the biggest dick at the party. He makes loud, terrible noises, and sells these noises for way more money than they are worth. He resents anyone who doesn't believe he is the voice of this generation, of this decade. He speaks terrible English, but thinks he is a genius. He is a douche, and a douche bag.

He is about to get his ass kicked by someone like Jay Z or Taylor Swift.

A gay fish is also someone who hates Carlos Mencia.

Someone who everyone can hate.
Guy: Hey man, look at that gay fish! Isn't he the dumbest genius you've ever seen.

Man: Yea guy. I hate that guy. He must be a gay fish for sure.

Guy: He must like putting fish sticks in his mouth.

Man: Yea
by guy buddy friend September 19, 2009
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gay rape

When a man inserts his penis into another man's anus without his permission or by force
Hey man! Did u hear about that faggot who was charged with gay rape last week?
by Tumza September 26, 2013
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gay bob

Who is that? Oh don't worry its just gay bob, he loves the cock
by jeff February 19, 2004
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gay tart

Something that an "in the closet" gay person eats for breakfast. An organic version of the regular person's Pop Tart.
Hey Dave, it looks like you are really enjoying that gay tart, ya queer!
by Graphikki January 13, 2008
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