WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE

A blanket description of something So Bad that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.
"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & Tammy Faye Bakker makeup!?!?"
"Yeah, unfortunately, she, I mean it, looked like a WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"
by BIGGEDD666 October 06, 2021
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My Ass Is On Fire

Impotence
Boomerang
I'll stab you (I'll stab you, stab you)
Clumps of hair in the sink
Who's hiding things from me?

You knew all along, god damn it
But you wouldn't tell me
Well, look at you now

It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Carve a smile on your face
Everything's great, suffocate

Fuck, what you looking at fuck?
What you looking at fuck?
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
It's beyond my control, it's beyond my control
It's beyond, oh, I'm coming
It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Boo
Boo

Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring

Excuse me, I am lost, please help me
对不起,我迷路了,请帮忙

Will there be anything else, Mister Bungle?
No, that's fine Carl, thank you
So you see Mister Bungle, Dylan's fucking up your whole campaign
He's totally incompetent, Sleeper-X commercials
Will be laughed off of television if you approve his campaign

Well, that's very interesting
I never thought too much of Dylan, now that you mention it
And I'm starting my own agency Mister Bungle
I could do a hundred percent better job than that turkey
I'll bet you could, what you say is very interesting
In fact, you're very interesting

Oh, Mister Bungle, I didn't know you were interested
And you will give me your account for my new agency?
Later honey, we'll talk business later
Right now I want to make love to your beautiful, beautiful body, ah
by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023
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andrea free fire

andrea free fire is a smart person and very strongwilling also the wife of mr bagas satria rahadi slamet
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Fire marshal bill

When a girl takes so long to orgasm but you keep going until she cums so hard she reverts to fire marshal bill afterwards and can't move her entire body except her jaw to tell you not to touch her.
Heather was getting fucked for so long that when she finally came. Her whole body froze in a position of fire marshal bill, with only the ability to scream don't touch me!
by The Big Heathen June 19, 2023
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Ethanal Fire

Ethanal Fire, an Ethan Muziki catch-phrase derived colloquially from the term "Eternal Fire". It refers to timeless music or music with a high shelf-life. Music that keeps on giving hence the fire that keeps on burning.
"Experience the Ethanal Fire!"
by Fandom Ke February 12, 2022
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fire hydrant tactics

When a girl leaves things at your place so any other females that visit will think you are not single. Leaving claw marks purposely not necessarily during Wild love making. Tagging you in Facebook check in’s.
Dude check us all in. No she is just checking in me and her, it’s one of her fire hydrant tactics .
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