Jay and Silent Bob Get struck

A movie where Jay and Silent Bob (or Jaycie/Jayla and Silent Roberta) get struck by an angel.

Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-

Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.

Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.

At strip club-

Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

Old Bob

Act of throwing a colostomy bag from a moving vehicle

Man it was full so used the window switch and launched the Old Bob in the gutter without anyone seeing

by Cheese blender November 26, 2021

Bob

A funnie nam

Bob is bob

by Colol210 November 29, 2021

Bob Sauce

A goofy gamer boy who dresses like a grandpa
Very pashinet about music and lame dad's jokes
Meme collector
pro HBG pew pew user
The best companion with the most calming and soothing voice
Multitalented and hard working guy with a big biggg heart
The person who says "Good morning, Angie🦀"
我期待终于能见到你的那天!

Bob sauce, you're a big jar of awesome sauce who i want to be good friends with for the longest time :))

by ggpossum December 3, 2021

bob

bob stands for bob of builders, he is a representive for all builders. he is so good, he can build a airport in 2 seconds.

omg, that building is falling!
its fine, bob will fix it.

by Deh12 February 11, 2024

Bob the Builder

A woman who financially supports and ‘builds up’ a broke ass man who can’t provide for his woman, under the guise that they are making a shared life and future together. When the guy is eventually affluent and can provide, he will leave Bob for a younger chick who he can provide for. Popularised by online relationship guru She Ra Seven.

I don’t know what she sees in that guy. She must be a Bob the Builder.

by Devyn74 February 17, 2024

Bob Semple Tank

When the Kiwis combined Shed with mattress and scared the Japanese so much, they decided not to invade. It was invented after the emu wars luckily for the emus

Soldier: Sir they have a bob Semple tank.
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...

by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024