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Church of Austini

The sacred weekly gathering dedicated to the one and only Austin.

The Church of Austini is a contemporary faith community formed around the collective admiration and recognition of Austin. Followers, known as Austinians, gather regularly to participate in scheduled “services” that include discussion, reflection, and acknowledgment of Austin’s actions, decisions, and general influence within the community.
I can’t meet later; it’s Sunday, and I have Church of Austini service.
by sssixtyseven November 5, 2025
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Sorry my mind was in “Australia”

A saying used for conveying your mind was wandering and not present during a conversation. Refers to the imagery location know as “Australia”, created by NASA’s Meta Earth Department (MED).
Person 1: “So when performing the light experiment, make sure both holes are aligned parallel to- hey, are you even listening?”

Person 2: “Oh sorry my mind was in “Australia””

Person 1: “Oh yeah, created for NASA’s round world theorem, to bad there’s no evidence showing it’s really round.”

Person 2: “Or that “Australia” even exists.”
by Gobln February 2, 2023
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Fucking, Austria

A town in Upper Austria that was notorious for its name. Sadly, its name was changed to "Fugging" in 2021.
"you know that place called fucking, austria?"
"yeah, funny asf name"
by someguythatlovesjtoh January 18, 2024
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