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Alex

An individual with one, or many, schizoid traits and tendencies. Very commonly mistaken for bipolar disorder, however, when interacting with an Alex the issues are undeniably rooted in manic schizophrenic episodes and behavior.
"Hello Alex."
This will prompt an Alex to respond with one of three possible paths;

1. Take offense and become unconsolably irritated for the duration of conversation
2. Completely disregard the original greeting and go on a different, completely unrelated tangent.
3. Enter a hibernation-like state of comatose where no thoughts, ideas, or messages are received or exchanged between either participant.
by A Fleebo November 6, 2022
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Alex

Alex is the type to sit around and listen to everything you have to say even when shes at her lowest though it seems like she is sad a lot she is an amazing person with a big heart and an amazing personality, she is beautiful and has gorgeous hair with precious eyes, Alex is the best.
Boy1: you know Alex?
Boy2:The one with lovely eyes?
Boy1:Yeah.
by anonymous November 6, 2022
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Alex Salmon

WOW ITS MY LITTLE CUTIE PATOOTIE ALEX SALMON- MISHA
by LUELLAISSOCOOL November 7, 2022
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Alex Dyson

A full time stud who is rich with an Xbox series X and is a professional at dishonoured. He also pioneered many 'game' techniques as well as creating the famous pickup line 'what's cooking good looking"
Is that a stud i see. No mate its Alex Dyson dropping game.
by Alex Didders November 9, 2022
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by gayymfer November 10, 2022
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Alex Lomuto

Born with a complex form of down syndrome and autism, Alex began dunking at 2 days old on a 10 foot rim. His godly dunking rivals that of his idol, James Harden, and he hopes one day to play with him. Often described as 'retarded' and a 'make-a-wish kid', Alex was originally born in a hospital in Kazakhstan. Reportedly when the nurse looked at his face she jumped out of the 15 story building window, screaming as she fell that 'that was the ugliest face ever'.

Also used as an adjective to describe similarly retarded people
OMG, that kid's an Alex Lomuto!
by iiililililiiiiwucihdisododih November 15, 2022
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Alex-wang

Being socialy inept or invaluable

Being a hypocrite about hypocrisy
Bro why are you sitting in the corner, your a total Alex-wang
by Metlz November 21, 2022
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