A tall stalk like creature that lives in dumps and has a comb over, and is considered the most magnificent creature of them all. It is a spiritual being and has followers all around the universe. It is considered to be a spiritual and celestial being with desciples all around the universe.
Also known as Ibis
Also known as Ibis
"Oh Jeremy! You Garbage Bird you!"
"I'm Garbage Bird, cawwwww!"
"Go Garbage Bird!"
*chants Garbage Bird*
"I'm sexually attracted to Garbage Bird"
"Everyone says Garbage Bird is a cult, but I was born into the faith and I promise it's not a cult"
"And on the seventh day God created Garbage Bird and saw that it was good"
"Look at that Garbage Bird eating that guy's junk, oof"
"All hail Garbage Bird"
"I'm Garbage Bird, cawwwww!"
"Go Garbage Bird!"
*chants Garbage Bird*
"I'm sexually attracted to Garbage Bird"
"Everyone says Garbage Bird is a cult, but I was born into the faith and I promise it's not a cult"
"And on the seventh day God created Garbage Bird and saw that it was good"
"Look at that Garbage Bird eating that guy's junk, oof"
"All hail Garbage Bird"
by xgrated October 3, 2017
Get the Garbage Birdmug. When you shove a corn flake so far up your rectal cavity that it shreds the inside and leads to internal bleeding
Bro 1: Hey bro have you heard of the birds and the corn flake?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?
by Xerts March 14, 2022
Get the The birds and the corn flakemug. Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds
by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018
Get the Getting stoned with two birdsmug. by mcstiffins27 September 7, 2019
Get the The black angry birdmug. Reaching around your ass and grabbing your balls while letting your dick (preferably hard), rest on your fist. To simulate the middle finger giving some one the bird.
"Dude I gave my boss the 'dirty bird', after he fired me for sleeping in one of his boring meetings."
by Same Welton May 14, 2021
Get the Dirty birdmug. by strong badian February 29, 2004
Get the bird-eating cloudmug. 1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.
Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.
Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
by Fro (aka Smokey) May 4, 2020
Get the kill 2 birds with 1 stonermug.